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en-us108<![CDATA[My ~*Dazzle*~ Has Died.]]>
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Truth is, I've been diagnosed with depression after struggling with it for what I believe has been about 5 years. I've been suffering since the 9th grade, but only recently has it grown bad enough to warrant taking action. As much as I love you all on buzznet, and I enjoy seeing your posts, your creativity, and engaging in cheeky banter, I haven't felt up to it lately. Frankly, I havent felt up to doing much at all lately. Although I'll probably reply to my notes sometime in the next century. >_>
Funny how prowling around the interwebz can be the most inactive thing I could do, but I still can't work up the motivation to do it, despite how much potential this place has to cheer me up.
It's probably fucking spastic to just drop that kind of bombshell in a journal with little to no elaboration, but I'm sure you can expect some longwinded emotional journal in the days to come, where I absolutely fail to translate my feelings into words.
God, it's my 18th birthday on Thursday this week and I don't even fucking care.
-- Jerry. ]]>bam margeraBuzznet,bam margeravaginaldischarge2008-07-14T06:32:00Zhttp://www.buzznet.com/assets/icons/journal-thumb.gifhttp://www.buzznet.com/assets/icons/journal-synd.gifhttp://www.buzznet.com/assets/icons/journal-mob.gifhttp://www.buzznet.com/assets/icons/journal-gallery.gifhttp://www.buzznet.com/assets/icons/journal-large.gifhttp://www.buzznet.com/assets/icons/journal-feat.gif190<![CDATA[30 Book Challenge: Brave New World]]>
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Ello poppets, I apologise for being so fucking inactive on buzznet lately, it's been a combination of: a) Watching far too many dvds, specifically tv series boxsets b) Subscribing to the Sci-Fi Channel on cable, and therefore geeking out more than usual c) Working d) Having serious moodswings, and e) Generally being too fucking lazy to get on buzznet.
But I have returned once again, and with further documentation of my 30 Book Challenge. I've decided that I'm going to attempt to read 30 Books that have or will be made into movies, seeing as I've unintentionally been solely reading such texts lately. This time I read Brave New World, and after being severely ~*dazzled*~ by the excerpts I read in English in high school, I decided to get off my arse and read the entire thing. Alas this journal might be a little less ranty, as I'm severely biased on the subject of the book. My undying love for utopian/dystopian texts and Aldous Huxley is impairing the bitch gland in my brain. =O
Summary: MAJOR SPOILERS LIKE WOAH! The book describes a distant totalitarian future, in which Earth is governed by a World State, and almost everything is determined by science. People are no longer born, they're hatched and spawned in laboratories (hatcheries), and their social standing is determined before and during their gestation process. 5 social castes exist within the World State, being Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta and Epsilon (from best to worst).
Alphas are given the best conditioning during the gestation process, so as to provide for peak physical and mental condition, whilst the poor Epsilons are deprived of oxygen, to achieve stunted growth and a moronic level of intelligence only suited for menial labour. Each person then undergoes conditioning for years, so as to ensure compliance and acceptance of the predestined aspects of their lives, which includes shock treatment, erotic play (at the tender age of 7 years old @_@), and hypnopaedic sleep learning. When their conditioning is over, they then enter the real world, which consists of a lack of solitude, ritual orgies, encouraged promiscuity, high consumption of infrastructure, drug use and instant gratification.
Who I imagined as Bernard Marx (Peter Gallagher). Apparently he plays him in the old movie adaptation of Brave New World, so yeah.
The text centres around a man named Bernard Marx (tribute to Karl Marx), who despite being an Alpha Plus, has an Epsilon-like stature which spawns many rumours of alcohol being accidentally introduced into his test-tube during gestation. Despite how rigorously conditioned everybody else is, Bernard manages to be disillusioned and unhappy with his current life, being one of the few intellectuals who seeks something deeper. After taking a vacation to a Savage Reservation, an Indian Reservation on the outskirts of society where marriage, family and monogamy still exist, with a pneumatic (voluptuous) love interest named Lenina, Bernard encounters a young savage boy who has ties to a prominent figure in civilised society.
Bernard brings the Savage (John) back to civilised society, where he has trouble adjusting to the life of frivolity and instant gratification. He's fucking appalled at the fact that everybody fucks everybody, and that hallucinogenic drugs are condoned and handed out by the government on a daily basis. Resembling the albino monk lad in The Da Vinci Code, John the Savage escapes to a lighthouse away from the CBD, where he attempts to lead a life of subsistence farming and self-flagellation (whipping ;]). Eventually he attracts the attention of journalists and Lenina (who had previously tried to fuck him but I guess he wanted to protect his ~*virtue*~), and he engages in self-flagellation to appease them. This escalates into a huge fucking orgy, during which John the Savage is appalled at Lenina's whorish tendencies and whips her to death. Upon waking up in the morning and realising what he's done to Lenina, he promptly hangs himself in the lighthouse.
I pictured her as Lenina. Can't be fucked to google her real name, but she played Lila in Dexter.
My Thoughts:
- Dude, I fucking loved this book. When I read parts of it for an English assignment in high school, it was like a literary jizzfest in my brain (why did that inspire images of jizz coming out my eyeballs? @_@). I love utopian texts, and Aldous Huxley's creation of a terrifying future which isn't all too implausible pretty much met my every literary need. I have a tendency of disliking classic canonical texts with a passion, but this is one of the few that didn't bore me shitless, didn't make me want to have an aneurysm, and didn't constantly remind me of how old it was.
- The early onset of sexual maturity disturbed me. It's mentioned frequently throughout the book of how science has managed to create sexually mature individuals as young as 6 or 7. Within the first few chapters as the Director of Hatcheries leads some future-workers throughout the institution, we encounter a couple of children losing their ~*virtue*~ in the bushes. And this fucking disturbed me, as I'm sure Aldous Huxley intended. I couldn't help but constantly think about how disturbing this was throughout the text, and pondering how on earth he came up with such a thing. But if you're going to do away with the family unit, monogamy, self-actualisation and deep relationships in society, I suppose you've got to replace it with a lot of kinky secks.
OH HAI BEN FOSTER. With a tan, no shirt and scary long plaited hair, you totes were John The Savage for me. ;]
- Dude, get me some soma ASAP. Soma is the drug of choice in civilised society, and it's basically a legal hallucinogen with no negative repercussions. Can I get a 'fuck yeah'? As soon as they get off work, everybody takes a few grams of soma and rolls around the streets high as fuck, and it's perfectly fine to take 3 grams and spend the weekend in a comatose state, but really dreaming of Bin Bons ~*dazzling*~ the shit out of you. Christ, if we had some of this stuff nowadays, I have a feeling it would solve a lot of problems.
- I COUNTED NUMEROUS ~*DAZZLE*~ REFERENCES. Not only was the word 'twilight' mentioned every 10 pages, I counted at least 4 ~*dazzle*~ references, including a mention in a review on the back cover. Either Smeyer read some Aldous Huxley, or she used her special Mormon powers to travel back in time and rewrite Brave New World. I was extremely amused. Oh, and John the Savage mentioned ~virtue~ many a time, and refused to surrender his, so I was doubly amused.
- I was surprised at how easily I conjured up visuals of the characters. Peter Gallagher as Bernard Marx, Bill Nighy as the Director of Hatcheries (even though it clashes with the description), that Lila chick from Dexter as Lenina, a tanned, shirtless, long haired Ben Foster as John the Savage, and a dash of Henry Rollins with dark hair for Bernard's equally dissident friend, Helmholtz. =D
Why you so fierce, bb?
Hmm and I suppose that's it. I could technically babble on all night about how ~*dazzled*~ I was by Brave New World, although I don't think that anybody really wants to hear that. ;] And frankly I'm inclined to toddle off and fap fap fap over Henry Rollins (only not rly). If you haven't read the book, my summary has probably entirely spoiled the storyline for you, although it's a really fucking intriguing book and I seriously recommend it if you're into futuristic/utopian/scientific texts. I promise the kiddy fiddling doesn't dominate the whole text, and it really is quite ~*dazzling*~. ^_^
-- Toodles, Jerry ]]>Buzznetvaginaldischarge2008-07-09T00:29:00Zhttp://buzznet-38.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/5/1/4/2/3/1/thumb-4514231.jpghttp://buzznet-68.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/5/1/4/2/3/1/synd-4514231.jpghttp://buzznet-25.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/5/1/4/2/3/1/mob-4514231.jpghttp://buzznet-82.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/5/1/4/2/3/1/gallery-4514231.jpghttp://buzznet-84.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/5/1/4/2/3/1/large-4514231.jpghttp://buzznet-87.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/5/1/4/2/3/1/feat-4514231.jpghttp://buzznet-96.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/5/1/4/2/3/1/orig-4514231.jpg110<![CDATA[30 Book Challenge: The Picture of Dorian Gray]]>
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Following the success of my rant journals for the Twilight series, (which I have decided to add to my tally of books despite having read them before engaging in the task) I have decided to document my 30 Book Challenge in a similar format. Blasphemous summaries of the text and then mindless rants afterward, although I will actually take the time to blurt out a few positive things about each novel, instead of entirely shitting all over it. ;] So welcome to my first (or fourth) instalment, regarding Oscar Wilde's text, The Picture of Dorian Gray.
Summary: The text centres around a young British aristocrat by the name of Dorian Gray, aged between 18-20 because my memory fucking fails me. Having captured the attention of a painter named Basil Hallward, Dorian Gray sits with him in his studio day after day, as the artist utilises his intense idolatry, fascination and obsession with Dorian to influence his artwork (and apparently his art is the shit when he's with Dorian). Unfortunately one day Dorian makes the acquaintance of one of Basil's most cynical and outright annoying friends, Lord Henry Wotton, who seemingly poisons the boy's mind and makes him see the importance of his own beauty.
Thus Dorian Gray becomes obsessed with his looks, and absentmindedly curses a portrait of him that Basil had painted, wishing that the portrait would bear the burden of his age, and that he'd remain forever young. Dorian's wish comes true, and as he sinks into a life of sin and betrayal over the years, he remains forever young whilst his portrait becomes grotesque. After playing a part in the murder of both a young woman whom he'd loved and the painter Basil Hallward, and spending a tad too much time being stoned as fuck in the local opium den, Dorian is driven insane by the painting, and destroys it. In typical fashion, a glorious switcheroo happens, which sees Dorian die and take on the repulsive aesthetic of himself in the portrait, whilst the portrait returns to its original form in displaying the beauty of his boyhood.
Things I liked: - It was supernatural, although there was no inherent need to explain everything. I liked that the portrait was able to grow ugly whilst granting Dorian eternal youth, without Oscar Wilde interjecting and explaining that it was the doing of some haggard old bitch witch, or Lord Voldemort. Too often are fantasy books or films ruined when the creator attempts to explain the unknown *cough* M Night Shyamalan *cough*, and I liked that the whole text succeeded in creating suspended disbelief. I pondered how it might have happened, although it wasnt as pressing an issue as the way in which Smeyer's vampires can apparently fornicate.
- I thought Basil Hallward was adorable. I never really got a clear visualisation of what he looked like, but his character was so adorably sweet and innocent, despite the company that he kept. I found his intense fascination with Dorian to be a little worrying at times, but ultimately I nearly had an aneurysm and felt my little sparkly heart break when Dorian killed him. D=
- I really loved the ending. Despite any shortcomings in the previous 17 chapters, I positively loved the ending. Sure I completely anticipated that Dorian would die when the painting was destroyed, and that his outward appearance would finally reflect his soul, but I loved it. It made the text not completely fail ^_^
- Bin Bons is going to play Dorian in the movie adaptation, and that is fucking ~*dazzling*~. Not too sure if I liked or disliked the point of reference for what Dorian looked like, although it saved me a lot of effort trying to visualise the little dazzler. Mmm Bin Bons.
Shit I hated:
- Lord Henry Wotton was fucking annoying. I initially welcomed the cynicism on behalf of this character, although after a page or so I felt compelled to punch myself in the face. His occasional babbling about the shortcomings of romantic love and marriage were mildly amusing, but I nearly shit a brick everytime he waxed on endlessly about the failings of women and how beauty was everything. It was slightly degrading to read, and I don't know if he simply had problems getting it up, but if I ever come across a male with similar viewpoints as him, he's getting castrated with a blowtorch and pliers. I also highly disliked the way he seemed to poison Dorian's mind, although there would be no novel without that having happened. D=
- Too many lengthy descriptions and philosophical statements, and not enough plot development. I'm too ignorant to have checked out any of his work before, but I didn't like the way in which Oscar Wilde waxed on about philosophical issues for 20 pages, and then immediately interjected to say that something significant randomly happened. Every 3 pages I was caught up in some lengthy musing about the powers of passion, psychology or the senses, and then Wilde would pop up and mention that Dorian's painting was cursed. Or he'd suddenly turned evil. Or he'd killed Basil. Or he'd died.
I don't know about anybody else, but I like a good storyline and development. One of my major problems with Twilight was the way in which major events in the story were interjected at random moments. Even if you ignore the lengthy wondering about the meaning of life and love, it still seemed as if Dorian went from frolicking around Basil Hallward's garden, to rolling around town off his face in the space of 3 pages.
- Oscar Wilde wasn't very clear about what Dorian was engaging in. I was pretty much left to my own devices to ponder about the scandalous things Dorian Gray was engaging in at night, and although the text seemingly suggests homosexual behaviour (oh god forbid!), drinking and drug use, I'd have liked a bit more detail about his life of sin.
- WHY DID I IMAGINE LORD HENRY WOTTON TO HAVE A MOUSTACHE LIKE THIS? @_@
- Basil Hallward & Henry Wotton's fascinations with Dorian were very intense. And it kind of disturbed me. After reading the introduction to the text by Irvine Welsh that noted the homoerotic elements of the novel, their relationships with Dorian suddenly made a tad more sense, although I was still a bit disturbed at how obsessed they seemed to be with him.
- As much as people love this book, I found it boring as fuck. I suppose the awesome ending was somewhat redeeming, but it didn't make up for the fact that I found the text so painful to read at times. I ended up forcing myself to finish the text, solely so I could ascertain whether or not it got better, and so it was no longer sitting on my bedside table, unfinished and leering at me. God knows how many times I put the book down, and was reluctant to pick it up again. Just not very fucking dazzling in my opinion, and by no means a page turner in my personal experience. D=
- I was disturbed by how easy the word 'love' was thrown around. Jesus Christ these people were fucking fickle. It seemed as if the characters in the novel could fall in love with something within 5 minutes of meeting them, or after 3 nights of seeing them frolic around a grungy looking stage. And they fell out of love just as quickly, with Dorian becoming disillusioned about 16 year old Sibyl Vane, who apparently was just as in love with him which warranted her supposed suicide *rolls eyes*. Evidently these people had never heard of lust or infatuation, and if I ever roll around proclaiming love within half an hour of meeting someone, I give you all full permission to punch me in the ovaries.
- The fact that Bin Bons is playing Dorian Gray got to me a bit. I
have a tendency to read books just as or before they're being made into
movies, so I commence reading them with knowledge of the cast in my
head. And it completely fucks with my brain and perception of the
characters. I visualised Bin Bons (Ben Barnes if you hadn't already
guessed) as Dorian Gray, and although it saved me time and effort
trying to conceive my own image of what he looked like, it completely
fucked with me. The text describes Dorian as difference from Bin Bons'
aesthetic, so whilst reading the text I grew occasionally disgruntled
and even imagined Willmo (William Moseley, also from Narnia), as Dorian
Gray.
Overall, it was a mildly amusing read, with the operative word in that sentence being mildly. It didn't capture my attention personally, although I can see how it may appeal to a lot of people. I'm just not really one for canonical texts unless theyre utopian/dystopian, and I hope the movie adaptation of the text is lot more entertaining. Sorry if this was a majorly shiteous read, I'm not in a writing mood today and I've been feeling like shit lately, but I wanted to hurry and document this shit already. D=
Verdict: 5/10 Barely dazzling.
-- Toodles, Jerry ]]>Buzznetvaginaldischarge2008-06-30T19:17:00Zhttp://buzznet-52.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/4/0/2/4/6/1/thumb-4402461.jpghttp://buzznet-64.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/4/0/2/4/6/1/synd-4402461.jpghttp://buzznet-48.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/4/0/2/4/6/1/mob-4402461.jpghttp://buzznet-25.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/4/0/2/4/6/1/gallery-4402461.jpghttp://buzznet-63.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/4/0/2/4/6/1/large-4402461.jpghttp://buzznet-29.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/4/0/2/4/6/1/feat-4402461.jpghttp://buzznet-82.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/4/0/2/4/6/1/orig-4402461.jpg100<![CDATA[Even Kmart ~*dazzles*~.]]>
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Look at what I found when I was working in the fitting room at Kmart - which I have decided is now my second home. I am always assigned to work in there, although I'm awesome at it, so I'm not complaining.
The ~*dazzle*~ is taking over, it's even reached Kmart Carebear merchandise.
Shiteous photo quality is due to my webcam.]]>dazzlejerrytwilightvaginal dischargeBuzznet,dazzle,jerry,twilight,vaginal dischargevaginaldischarge2008-06-29T05:04:38Zhttp://buzznet-47.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Even_Kmart_dazzles_.--thumb-msg-121474107806.jpghttp://buzznet-62.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Even_Kmart_dazzles_.--synd-msg-121474107806.jpghttp://buzznet-06.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Even_Kmart_dazzles_.--mob-msg-121474107806.jpghttp://buzznet-02.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Even_Kmart_dazzles_.--gallery-msg-121474107806.jpghttp://buzznet-12.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Even_Kmart_dazzles_.--large-msg-121474107806.jpghttp://buzznet-48.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Even_Kmart_dazzles_.--feat-msg-121474107806.jpghttp://buzznet-38.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/msg-121474107806.jpg180<![CDATA[I AM BACK AND READY TO ~*DAZZLE*~]]>
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After going to bed defeated and bored due to the lack of internet action, I figured that I might as well unplug and re-plug a cable on the router to see if it had any effect. And voila! It totes did! Although I am highly suspicious of whatever made my wireless shit itself at the same time, so I'm not entirely ready to shit sparkles and rejoice. I'm pretty sure that my apparently volatile wireless connection will probably have a seizure sometime again in the near future, in which case I am prepared to become a social ghost (did I just apply a TAI... lyric to real life?). =/
I think the situation calls for RPattz and LOLcats picspam. It would make me very happy in my little box of virtue. ;]
RPattz and his giant prickly peen approve.
-- Toodles, Jerry ]]>fall out boypanic at the discopeter pandapeteyshhhBuzznet,fall out boy,panic at the disco,peter panda,petey,shhhvaginaldischarge2008-06-25T05:37:00Zhttp://buzznet-97.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/3/1/7/4/2/1/thumb-4317421.jpghttp://buzznet-19.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/3/1/7/4/2/1/synd-4317421.jpghttp://buzznet-21.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/3/1/7/4/2/1/mob-4317421.jpghttp://buzznet-90.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/3/1/7/4/2/1/gallery-4317421.jpghttp://buzznet-60.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/3/1/7/4/2/1/large-4317421.jpghttp://buzznet-25.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/3/1/7/4/2/1/feat-4317421.jpghttp://buzznet-02.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/3/1/7/4/2/1/orig-4317421.jpg210<![CDATA[*Le sigh*]]>
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_>
--Toodles, Jerry
And just for the record, Bug is the most shiteous movie ever. Its been almost an hour and nothing has happened, except Ashley Judd's bung eyebrow has moved further north. But I refuse to watch something else because I have to finish what I start ;O and there's a miniscule possibility that it could get better.]]>pure friendship is the real happinessBuzznet,pure friendship is the real happinessvaginaldischarge2008-06-24T22:28:16Zhttp://www.buzznet.com/assets/icons/journal-thumb.gifhttp://www.buzznet.com/assets/icons/journal-synd.gifhttp://www.buzznet.com/assets/icons/journal-mob.gifhttp://www.buzznet.com/assets/icons/journal-gallery.gifhttp://www.buzznet.com/assets/icons/journal-large.gifhttp://www.buzznet.com/assets/icons/journal-feat.gif100<![CDATA[Even PETA ~*dazzles*~]]>
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Although I don't think they'd approve of the Cullens' so-called "vegetarianism"]]>dazzleeclipseedward cullenjerrynew moonrpattztwilightvaginaldischargeBuzznet,dazzle,eclipse,edward cullen,jerry,new moon,rpattz,twilight,vaginaldischargevaginaldischarge2008-06-23T22:44:48Zhttp://buzznet-63.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Even_PETA_dazzles--thumb-msg-121428628801.jpghttp://buzznet-79.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Even_PETA_dazzles--synd-msg-121428628801.jpghttp://buzznet-50.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Even_PETA_dazzles--mob-msg-121428628801.jpghttp://buzznet-15.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Even_PETA_dazzles--gallery-msg-121428628801.jpghttp://buzznet-28.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Even_PETA_dazzles--large-msg-121428628801.jpghttp://buzznet-06.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Even_PETA_dazzles--feat-msg-121428628801.jpghttp://buzznet-65.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/msg-121428628801.jpg180<![CDATA[Tagged By Ikky & Jo]]>
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I'll keep it short and sweet, here's 12 songs in no particular order that cheer Jerry up: (Oh, and you just know there will be LOLcats involved because I can't resist macros)
1. Neighbours - The Academy Is... It's just so happy and cheerful, compared to how some TAI... songs can be a tad slower or like William Beckett is wallowing around in a pile of misery and locks of his old hair. When I hear this song, I think of how happy I was when I saw the band live, and severely groped Bill.
2. Duality/People = Shit/Heretic Anthem/Vermillion/ - Slipknot. Pretty much anything from Slipknot can cheer me up, regardless of if they're speaking about perversion and stalking of young women, or slitting throats and fucking the wounds. Words can't express how much I love this band, although I hope I'm much cooler than any fangirl.
3. Koi no Mega Lover - Maximum The Hormone. Everything about this song is fucking ~*dazzling*~. The way it switches from happy and upbeat vocals to heavy guitars and hardcore screaming is amazing. What I would give to experience (and orgasm) to this song live...
4. Coffee Shop Soundtrack - All Time Low. Tonight is alive with the promise of a streetfight. And there's money on the table, that says your cheap shots won't be able to break bones. Pretty much my favourite section of the entire song, although I also love how the East side references remind me of Gossip Girl, which I jizz over every Tuesday night. And there is an undeniable amount of ~*dazzle*~ when Jack Barakat and gymnastics get involved.
5. Pull Harder on the Strings of Your Martyr - Trivium. Matt Heafy, Travis Smith, Paolo Gregoletto and Corey Beaulieu are pretty much gods in my mind. One of their best tracks, which is undeniably ~*dazzling*~ from start to end. The drum intro makes me want to shoot topaz coloured glitter out of my happy place.
6. Last Man Standing - Hammerfall. Funnily enough, this happens to be one of their tracks that has less to do with the slaying of dragons and viking wars, but that's not why I like it. The chorus is simply insanely catchy, it makes use of the awesome vocals known to power metal, and almost makes me want to prance around in armour and shake my hips. Mmm Harry Potter's Sir Cadogan meets Shakira. Niiiiice.
7. Apple of the Eye - Something With Numbers. Amazing song, amazing band, and amazing set at Big Day Out. "Burning desire: liquid pain" is ultimately my favourite part of the song, although it's definitely ~*dazzling*~ in it's entirety.
8. Gone - Antonamasia. A song from a little known aussie rock/metal band, which caught my attention a couple of years ago when I was prowling myspace. Im not all too into chick fronted rock or metal bands, but the lead singer Cassie has a beautiful voice, and the song inspires me to want to bang on windchimes with RPattz.
9. Damned If You Do - The Disables. "When half the world is starving, and the other half's on a diet, I can't tell who's going to hell, it's time to start a riot". Great fucking Aussie punk band hailing from my state's capital city of Brisbane, and I was hooked the moment I first heard their song "ASIO". Saw them at Soundwave 2007, and managed to score a setlist =D I know the word "punk" is thrown around a lot these days, but these guys definitely aren't some douchenozzle watered down pop punk act.
10. I Want You So Hard (Boy's Bad News) - Eagles of Death Metal. It makes me want to shake my hips repeatedly and then gyrate against a lamp post. And it doesn't hurt that I'd tap Josh Homme so hard.
11. Dammit - Blink182. *Le sigh* oh how I wish I'd got to see them before they broke up. Although I did see +44 in action, so I can half-console myself with that fact. I remember the first time I heard this song, the guitars were stuck in my head for a solid 24 hours until I downloaded the song (piracy ftw!).
12. Rose of Sharyn/End of Heartache - Killswitch Engage. I really can't decide between the two, and it's my own goddamn list so I'm going to fuck it up. ;] First time I saw the latter performed, I nearly died of ~*dazzle*~ overload. Howard Jones invited Bert McCracken from the Used (who were headlining the 2005 Taste of Chaos tour) onstage to sing the chorus with him, and it was just vaginal sensory overload.
Other songs worth mentioning (because I'm ~*dazzling*~ and therefore permitted to): - Closer - NIN - Atreyu - Ex's & Oh's, Bleeding Mascara, The Crimson, Right Side of the Bed - A7X - Scream, Critical Acclaim, Gunslinger, Unholy Confessions - Brock Downey - Don't bring me down. - Paramore - Misery Business (oh how cliche) - Grinspoon - Black Tattoo - Regurgitator - My Friend Robot - The Offspring - Spare Me The Details - Rise Against - Give It All - Infusion - Girls Can Be Cruel
Eh, and I'm going to be a douche and tag people who've already been tagged, so I tag onesixsix, xcaliburr, xblanksface, xshirleyx, undead4gerard, hollow1005, gemmaxloves, and emmyangeldust.
-- Toodles, Jerry ]]>Buzznetvaginaldischarge2008-06-19T05:33:00Zhttp://buzznet-37.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/2/3/1/5/5/1/thumb-4231551.jpghttp://buzznet-65.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/2/3/1/5/5/1/synd-4231551.jpghttp://buzznet-10.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/2/3/1/5/5/1/mob-4231551.jpghttp://buzznet-82.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/2/3/1/5/5/1/gallery-4231551.jpghttp://buzznet-42.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/2/3/1/5/5/1/large-4231551.jpghttp://buzznet-73.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/2/3/1/5/5/1/feat-4231551.jpghttp://buzznet-74.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/2/3/1/5/5/1/orig-4231551.jpg190<![CDATA[HALP]]>
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But regardless, this is not a real journal and return to my old ways, but an inquiry on my part after being a bit baffled recently. Everyday, without fail I have been added by 2 scene kids. 2 scene kids, every day for the past couple of weeks. No more, no less, and frankly a whole lotta disturbing. Whether I accept or deny them is an entirely other story, but that's not the point of this freakishly short journal. What I wanna know (preferably from everybody I talk to regularly) is:
How did you first come across my profile/me? When did you first come across my profile/me? Did I add you, or you add me? If you'd seen me around earlier but didn't harrass me sooner, why was that? What did you find interesting on my profile or posts? What compelled you to make my acquaintance, instead of frolicking off to find lulz elsewhere? What were your first thoughts upon adding me or talking to me? (Attempt to be nice here ;])
Feel free to answer in the comments, but don't feel obliged to answer every single question if you can't be arsed. Don't have anything too brutally honest mind you, or you'll chagrin my sparkles. D=
-- Toodles, Jerry ]]>beautifuldarkgothicBuzznet,beautiful,dark,gothicvaginaldischarge2008-06-18T17:46:00Zhttp://buzznet-92.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/2/2/6/2/1/1/thumb-4226211.jpghttp://buzznet-22.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/2/2/6/2/1/1/synd-4226211.jpghttp://buzznet-21.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/2/2/6/2/1/1/mob-4226211.jpghttp://buzznet-72.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/2/2/6/2/1/1/gallery-4226211.jpghttp://buzznet-78.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/2/2/6/2/1/1/large-4226211.jpghttp://buzznet-24.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/2/2/6/2/1/1/feat-4226211.jpghttp://buzznet-03.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/2/2/6/2/1/1/orig-4226211.jpg410<![CDATA[Being bored and (hopefully) ~*dazzling*~]]>
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]]>Buzznetvaginaldischarge2008-06-13T23:30:35Zhttp://buzznet-70.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Being_bored_and_hopefully_dazzling--thumb-prf-1213425034.jpghttp://buzznet-38.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Being_bored_and_hopefully_dazzling--synd-prf-1213425034.jpghttp://buzznet-37.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Being_bored_and_hopefully_dazzling--mob-prf-1213425034.jpghttp://buzznet-88.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Being_bored_and_hopefully_dazzling--gallery-prf-1213425034.jpghttp://buzznet-62.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Being_bored_and_hopefully_dazzling--large-prf-1213425034.jpghttp://buzznet-07.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Being_bored_and_hopefully_dazzling--feat-prf-1213425034.jpghttp://buzznet-48.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/prf-1213425034.jpg410<![CDATA[Questions About the Dharma Initiative.]]>
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For anybody that's into Lost or cares, I hath returned with a second instalment of questions that the popular tv show has left unanswered. This instalment deals with questions relating to the purpose of the freighter and its passengers, Widmore's doings, and potential theories about the uses and properties of each of the Dharma stations. Note: I've left the answered ones up in strikethrough, just to keep a record of what's been figured out. Ask if you want answers. ^_^
The Freighter & Widmore's Team: 1. Why was the close proximity to the island and its warped time causing a cabin fever occurrence on the freighter? 2. What purpose does Widmore have in exploiting the island? Does he want to exploit its immortality and anti-ageing properties, or something else? 3. If Charlotte was born on the island, how did she get away? 4. What use will Miles and his medium-like powers have on the island? Will he speak to Jacob? 5. WILL YOU BRING KEAMY BACK? YOU CAN'T JUST KILL THE HOT MERCENARY MAN D= 6. How did Charlotte originally come to know about the island?
The Tempest Station:
1. Is this station the fabled meterological station? We've been led to believe that there was a station created where Dharma attempted to control and manipulate the weather, and the presence of chemicals for potential emission, and its position on the island would make sense if The Tempest was intended to be a weather station. 2. If this is the supposed meteorological station, where is the fabled cartography station on the island? 3. Were Charlotte and Daniel originally intending to use the poisonous chemicals at The Tempest as a means of killing everybody on the island, opposed to saving it from Ben's nefarious schemes? 4. Could the poisonous chemicals at this station also be deployed through the Cerberus vents on the island?
The Temple: 1. Is The Temple a Dharma station, or is it the location of ruins from a past civilisation? The map that Ben gave Alex shows The Temple to have a Dharma logo above it, which suggests the obvious, but I'm intrigued anyway. 2. Does it have anything to do with Smokey? Eg: its origin or a means to control it? 3. Is it the fabled cartography station? 4. Was The Temple a place of worship of Jacob, Smokey, or the Island's weird properties originally? 5. If so, did Dharma take over The Temple to do their own research in the island's characteristics?
The Staff/Caduceus/Medical Station: 1. Was it originally intended to be a medical station, or was it slated for other purposes? Sometimes I just get the feeling that it wasn't originally intended for such happy purposes. 2. Why does the medical station have an escape hatch? 3. Is this where Cerberus/Smokey malfunctioned? The blast door map suggests this. 4. Why was the medical station so hastily abandoned? 5. What else could the Caduceus/Staff station be used for, if not medical purposes? The Looking Glass Station: 1. What is its real purpose? I don't believe that it's a communications jamming station, as radio waves don't penetrate water. 2. Are there 2 Looking Glass stations? I vaguely recall there being two different logos for the station, and perhaps this ties in with Alice having one black and one white rabbit in Through The Looking Glass (or is it Alice in Wonderland?). This could mean that the two cables run to two separate stations, with one being the underwater station, and one located deep in the jungle. 3. If so, what are their possible uses? 4. Does The Looking Glass function to bring people to the island? I don't recall much about it, although the submarine could dock/moor in that moonpool thing.
The Swan Station: 1. What resides on the other side of the blast door? 2. How exactly did the station discharge the build-up of electromagnetic energy every 108 minutes? 3. Couldn't they have made use of a Faraday cage in one way or another? 4. Does 'the incident' refer to a mining accident at the site of the Swan Station, which caused the electromagnetic energy to be released? 5. How does one even tap into a source of electromagnetic energy and have it spill out?
The Flame Station: 1. Why does the blast door map indicate a possible location for The Flame, a supposed communications station in an area that it claims is not safe for Dharmatel infrastructure, intranet, servers and cabling? 2. Assuming the blast door map was correct, was The Flame even intended to be a communications station? 3. If it actually was, why?
The Orchid Station: 1. How exactly does the "time machine" work in The Orchid station? 2. Does zero point energy come into play at all? 3. Did Ben move the island forward in time (opposed to space) during the season finale? 4. Do wormholes exist in the Lost storyline?
The Arrow Station: 1. Was this the station where they attempted to solve the Valenzetti equation? Horace Goodspeed worked at this station, and he was noted as being a mathematician. Dharma's main purpose on the island was to solve this equation and thus stop the end of the world, so this would make sense. The blast door map also suggests there was a station for cryptography, and this ties in with the Valenzetti equation. 2. How exactly did the Valenzetti equation predict the end of the world? Did it give a specific date as to when the world would end, or did it give other information? 3. What exactly did Dharma mean by the end of the world? Would the human race cease to exist? Would the planet earth explode? Would all natural resources run dry?
The Pearl Station: 1. Was this station supposed to be one of the six mentioned in the Orchid orientation video? I assume it was, considering it must have had an orientation video, but god knows. 2. If not, how many people knew of its existence and employees?
Miscellaneous Dharma Questions:
1. What exactly was the purpose for de-territorializing the polar bears and genetically modifying them to exist in tropical climates? 2. Were Dharma researching this as a means of hopefully relocating some of earth's creatures and humans to the island when the world came to an end? This would make the island a sort of Noah's Ark. 3. How did Ben and the polar bear come to exist in Tunisia? Is there some sort of teleportation device on the island, that can teleport beings in space, as well as time? 4. Is there a Dharma station located where the blast door map contends that there are underground springs and a heavy water table? What kind of Dharma station would do research on this? 5. How many Dharma stations are in existence? There are apparently only 6 that all Dharma employees were aware of, in stating that the Orchid station was 1 of 6 stations on the orientation video. 6. Which ones were seemingly unknown to other Dharma employees?
And those are all the Dharma related questions I can come up with at the moment, although I'll undoubtedly come up with more in the days and seasons to come. Feel free to speculate and offer your theories on any of them. Any questions I've managed to semi-explain myself were in strikeout, because I couldn't be arsed to delete them from the list. *Goes back to fangirling over wormholes and JJ Abrams*
-- Toodles, Jerry ]]>Buzznetvaginaldischarge2008-06-09T00:13:00Zhttp://buzznet-59.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/0/8/0/3/5/1/thumb-4080351.jpghttp://buzznet-88.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/0/8/0/3/5/1/synd-4080351.jpghttp://buzznet-34.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/0/8/0/3/5/1/mob-4080351.jpghttp://buzznet-67.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/0/8/0/3/5/1/gallery-4080351.jpghttp://buzznet-61.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/0/8/0/3/5/1/large-4080351.jpghttp://buzznet-81.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/0/8/0/3/5/1/feat-4080351.jpghttp://buzznet-43.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/0/8/0/3/5/1/orig-4080351.jpg70<![CDATA[A Number of Lost Related Questions.]]>
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Having finally seen the 2 hour season finale of Lost the other night, JJ Abrams, Carlton Cuse & Damon Lindelof inevitably raised a few thousand questions on my behalf. And seeing as I'm now practically bedridden with a very sore chest and phlegmy throat, I thought I'd transcribe them to buzznet and hopefully try to make more sense of them myself. These aren't questions that were purely raised during the season finale, but all throughout the last and previous seasons, and forgive me if some of them have been answered, as I'm just too retarded to catch on.
The Island itself:
1. Where was the island originally? 2. Why does the island exist in it's own time bubble? 3. Where did the island move to? 4. Why does the island cause pregnancy issues? Is it because of the warped sense of time on the island, which could cause a problem with life beginning as this life shouldn't exist in the real world, or is there another reason as to why the body attacks the unborn child? 5. How does the island cure/revive/bring people back from the dead? 6. And how did the island fail to cure Ben's spinal tumour, when he'd lived on the island almost his whole life? 7. Why does Richard Alpert fail to age, when even some of the others (including Ben) age? 8. How on earth does the island move? 9. How many times has the island moved in the past? 10. What other weird properties (beside light and time being different) exist on the island?
Jacob: 1. Who is Jacob? 2. What is Jacob? Is he human, a ghost, or another supernatural being? 3. What time period did Jacob come from? 4. How long has Jacob been on the island? 5. How is Jacob able to move his cabin around the island? 6. What kind of power does Jacob have over Ben? 7. What is Jacob's relation to Christian Shepard? 8. Why is Christian Shepard able to speak on Jacob's behalf much of the time? 9. Why is Claire with Jacob/Christian Shepard? 10. Are Christian and Jacob the same being; does Christian Shepard appear to the Losties and Jacob to The Others? 11. Is this Jacob character the same character, or a reference to a snippet of The Orchid orientation video? (I think it's that video anyway). For a split second we see a sign that says "God loved you as He loved Jacob". 12. Why does one of the screencaps of Jacob bare a striking resemblance to Locke's side profile?
Smokey:
1. What is the Smoke Monster? 2. Does Ben have full control over it, or can he only slightly influence its course? 3. Did Smokey pre-date Dharma, or did Dharma create it? 4. If Smokey pre-dated Dharma, how did Smokey and the island's previous inhabitants co-habitate? 5. How is Smokey able to download memories, delve into peoples' minds and manifest as a person? 6. How is Smokey able to physically grab people, and how is it able to kill them? 7. Did the sonic fence come before or after Smokey? I would think that if it came after his creation, he'd have interfered and foiled Dharma's efforts. 8. Seeing as the blast door map notes that there was a major Cerberus malfunction, and this is Dharma's name for Smokey, did they create something and it malfunctioned to become Smokey? Or did they attempt to harness something already running rampant on the island and their efforts failed? 9. Why the fuck are there Cerberus vents on the island, intended to help Smokey traverse the island? 10. How did Ben summon Smokey? Did he use modern technology, or some kind of ancient ritual? 11. Are the voices a manifestation of Smokey, or are they simply a warning of its imminent arrival? 12. How many of the visions we've seen have been a product of Smokey? 13. Why do the noises it produces change? Sometimes it sounds mechanical, sometimes it emits animal-like roars. 14. Must one part of Smokey stay anchored to the ground at all times? This would explain why it can't traverse the sonic fence.
Former inhabitants:
1. Assuming there were native inhabitants on the island, where did they disappear to? Did the Others kill them, did Dharma, or did they simply cease to exist for whatever reason? 2. Is The Temple a location of ruins from an ancient civilisation? 3. What's with the four toed statue that seems as if it's from another time entirely? 4. Why does it only have four toes? I thought that humans having four toes was supposed to be a product of the future and evolution, not the past... 5. Why is there no debris around the remains of the statue? The statue seems as if it would have been several storeys tall, but there is no sign of debris anywhere. 6. Where did the rest of the statue go? Was it never finished, or did some event (perhaps a volcanic eruption) cause it to be destroyed? 7. In which direction did it fall? The way in which the statue is broken seems as if it fell backwards, but the foot of the statue itself seems to be leaning forward. 8. Why is there no platform for where the other foot and base of the statue could have stood? 9. Seeing as the statue stands right on the edge of the island, was it moved and/or destroyed during a previous time/space shift of the island? Was it lost when the island was moved?
If I can be arsed, I shall post a shitload more questions tomorrow, as I came up with a ridiculous amount of questions to group together in one post. Feel free to answer them if you'd like to take a stab at it, or enlighten me if some of these questions have already been answered. This is really more for my benefit than for an interesting read for anybody else, as Lost constantly has my mind running at a million miles a minute, and getting a few of my thoughts down on e-paper helps me theorise and think more clearly. Know that I have a shitload more questions, and most likely I'll babble endlessly about Dharma and its possibilities in the next post.
-- Toodles, Jerry ]]>Buzznetvaginaldischarge2008-06-07T18:44:00Zhttp://buzznet-55.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/0/6/3/7/1/1/thumb-4063711.jpghttp://buzznet-09.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/0/6/3/7/1/1/synd-4063711.jpghttp://buzznet-72.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/0/6/3/7/1/1/mob-4063711.jpghttp://buzznet-61.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/0/6/3/7/1/1/gallery-4063711.jpghttp://buzznet-28.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/0/6/3/7/1/1/large-4063711.jpghttp://buzznet-71.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/0/6/3/7/1/1/feat-4063711.jpghttp://buzznet-89.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/4/0/6/3/7/1/1/orig-4063711.jpg200<![CDATA[I Call This My 'Geek Shelf'.]]>
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Technically I should be asleep and attempting to beat an almost chest infection, but I just can't stay away from buzznet and felt like making a half arsed post anyway. ;]
I call this my geek shelf, and it's filled with all sorts of not so guilty pleasures of mine.
DVDs: Cardcaptors, Chasing Amy, Clerks 2, A Clockwork Orange, Clueless, Dogma, Family Guy: Uncovered, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, The Labyrinth, Mean Girls, Mew Mew Power, Neon Genesis Evangelion, The Neverending Story 1, POTC 1, Pokemon, Pulp Fiction, The Shining, Sin City, Smokin' Aces, Spriggan, Thank God You're Here Season 3, UFC Ultimate Knockouts 3, Xmen Trilogy, Zoolander, Fight Club, Night Watch, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Family Guy: Happy Freakin Christmas & Stewie Griffin: the untold story.
Books: Dan Brown crap (god I love the theories and research done but his characters are obnoxious D=), Happy Potter, Twilight (shame), Star Wars Queen Amidala book, Pokemon movie book, Goosebumps: Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Goosebumps: The Haunted Mask 2, Goosebumps: Choose your own ending, random book, Cardcaptors manga & Animorphs book.
Then there's some comic books, yugioh, pokemon and clow cards, and you can probably only just make out the massive amount of concert tickets I have taped underneath the shelf.
There's usually more crap on it, but it keeps falling off and I can't be arsed to move my book case in here yet.]]>geekjerryvaginal dischargeBuzznet,geek,jerry,vaginal dischargevaginaldischarge2008-06-07T01:23:07Zhttp://buzznet-10.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/I_Call_This_My_Geek_Shelf_.--thumb-msg-121282698756.jpghttp://buzznet-74.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/I_Call_This_My_Geek_Shelf_.--synd-msg-121282698756.jpghttp://buzznet-72.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/I_Call_This_My_Geek_Shelf_.--mob-msg-121282698756.jpghttp://buzznet-41.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/I_Call_This_My_Geek_Shelf_.--gallery-msg-121282698756.jpghttp://buzznet-09.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/I_Call_This_My_Geek_Shelf_.--large-msg-121282698756.jpghttp://buzznet-49.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/I_Call_This_My_Geek_Shelf_.--feat-msg-121282698756.jpghttp://buzznet-20.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/msg-121282698756.jpg430<![CDATA[Wentzface]]>
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Not so much a Wentzface, but just 4 instances of me looking psychotic and/or constipated. >_> I hate the way I look in the photos on the right, but I thought I'd make a sad half arsed attempt with my shiteous webcam!
As always, I'm wearing the Slipknot shirt that seems to appear frequently on webcam, and at least once a week at university.
I fucking love how my hair just died in the ones on the right. -.-"]]>buzzmobjerryvaginal dischargewentzfaceBuzznet,buzzmob,jerry,vaginal discharge,wentzfacevaginaldischarge2008-06-06T04:13:43Zhttp://buzznet-14.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Wentzface--thumb-msg-121275082389.jpghttp://buzznet-01.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Wentzface--synd-msg-121275082389.jpghttp://buzznet-95.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Wentzface--mob-msg-121275082389.jpghttp://buzznet-51.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Wentzface--gallery-msg-121275082389.jpghttp://buzznet-77.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Wentzface--large-msg-121275082389.jpghttp://buzznet-06.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/Wentzface--feat-msg-121275082389.jpghttp://buzznet-26.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/vaginaldischarge/default/msg-121275082389.jpg250<![CDATA[50 Twilight Related Questions.]]>
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I'm feeling thoroughly unoriginal but am compelled to write at the same time, so I thought I'd revisit what I've positively beaten to death, and beat it some more. Twilight. As if I even needed to say it. Although it sounds like this sprung up out of nowhere, I have been meaning to blog on the subject for a while, as Smeyer is almost as good raising questions and interesting points as the writing team from Lost. (Note: I actually like Lost). Thus, I give you a number of questions the Twilight series has left unanswered, that I couldn't be arsed to research:
1.How the hale did Edward remain virginal for all 108-110 years? 2. Are you sure he didn't get down with that succubus Tanya? 3. Did anybody ever question his sexuality due to his inherent aversion to women for over a century? 4. If Bella is Edward's la tua cantante, why does she also smell good to every other vampire within a 5mile radius? I was under the impression that her blood should only sing to Edward. 5. Why can't anybody attack Bella's mind? Don't give me this shit about her mind being private, if anything it's because there's nothing going on up there.
6. Can werewolves imprint on other werewolves or vampires? 7. Are there other werewolves throughout the world, or is it a power simply relegated to the Quileute tribe? 8. Does bisexuality or homosexuality exist in the vampire realm? 9. How on earth can Bella be so clumsy that it has nearly caused her death on several occasions? 10. Are Billy and Charlie secretly fornicating everytime they go fishing?
11. How did Emmett come about? A tiny mention about him being mauled during hunting will not suffice. 12. Why the fuck is everybody in Forks so technologically challenged? 13. Will Edward release a high pressure stream of male ejaculate when there is kinky vampire secks in the books? 14. WILL THERE EVER BE KINKY VAMPIRE SECKS? 15. Why do Rosalie, Esme and Carlisle have such pissy powers? Bringing your compassion, kindness or pigheadedness into your vampire life is a shitty power to have.
16. Does Edward have to put up with hearing all the vampires in his family fornicate or think about fornicating? 17. If Edward is a qualified doctor, why does he always insist on having Carlisle treat Bella? 18. Why is Bella so goddamn whiney? 19. Why is Bella so mentally defective? 20. Why must Bella set feminism back 20 years?
21. What will Bella's power be when she becomes a vampire? Healing powers? The ability to trip over air? Extreme whingeyness? Super cooking skillz? 22. Will Jacob imprint? 23. Why is Jacob such a whingey little boy? If you haven't imprinted, you might as well not call it love. 24. Because vampires can have kinky secks, what's the deal with being unable to get preggerz? 25. Even though it's probably because they're both technically dead, is it a failing of the uterus or the male ejaculate?
26. How does a vamp-boner occur? Is it because of venom, or a rush of ~*dazzle*~ to the p33n? 27. How do Bella and Edward know they're each others soulmates when their relationship is blatantly devoid of chemistry? 28. What caused Charlie and Renee's breakup? 29. Was there something otherworldly and sinister, or was it simply just a case of it all happening too soon? 30. Why is Renee so freakishly perceptive? It can't be simply because of women's intuition or a sci-fi book.
31. WHY ON EARTH WOULD BELLA LET EDWARD WATCH HER SLEEP? @_@ 32. How on earth have I been made to give a shit about these books? 33. How the hale did Leah Clearwater become a wolf? 34. Is Leah's becoming a wolf what set off her father's heart attack and subsequent death? I've read that it probably was, but I can't be arsed to search for a concrete answer. 35. Would La Push be devoid of werewolves entirely if the Cullens had never come to Washington? Or would a few of them have turned eventually?
36. How are Bella, Alice and the other Cullens able to fly internationally and interstate at the drop of a hat? There are no worries about plane tickets, visas, passports and such, it just fucking happens. 37. Why do the vampires' eyes turn a topaz colour when they become vegetarian? 38. Why not green, purple, blue, or pink? 39. Why does Bella have no aspirations past becoming a vampire? 40. How many other mythological creatures are real? Can I expect to see a fairy down at the corner store?
41. What does Esme do all day? I don't remember reading about her having a job, and it's not like she could busy herself with housework and cooking. 42. What else in the woods is more dangerous than Edward? This question was raised on ontd_twatlight, and it's intrigued me. Edward mentions to Bella that he's not the most dangerous thing in the woods, although he mentions this long before he learns of the werewolves in La Push. 43. Is it a reference to some other vampire or mythological creature, or simply a note about the wildlife in the area? 44. Does Australia have any vampires in Smeyer's fictional little world? I would think they'd never be able to venture outside. 45. Do the vampires produce any waste at all?
46. Or does the body process blood that efficiently? 47. How do the vampires never get caught for speeding? 48. Do they have super driving skills? 49. Is it simply a case of them driving too fast for the police to bother chasing them? 50. Or do they have magical cars not unlike the Ministry of Magic ones in Harry Potter?
LOL I came up with a lot more questions than originally anticipated, and in true Smeyer fashion I only expect to receive concrete answers in Breaking Dawn for approximately 10 or less. Feel free to attempt to explain any of them if she has previously given answers, or give your best shot at explaining it.
Bogan/yobbo/yob: Whilst these terms are generally used to describe an uncultured person, I use them in reference to anything that is dirty, B-grade, or displeasing. I might call somebody a bogan because they were rather uncouth or crude in a way that didn't even appeal to me, or I might refer to myself as bogan due to my boring I-just-rolled-out-of-bed appearance that I don when I go to uni. I tend to use the words 'yobbo' or 'yob' in reference to someone who's done something to piss me off.
Douchebag/asshat/knobstain/douchenozzle: Derogatory words that either mean you've slightly annoyed me, you're lame, or I'd very much like to rip out your entrails and twirl them around my head like helicopter rotors. Depends on the tone in which I've said it, or the type of emoticon that accompanies such a statement.
~*Dazzle*~: I thank Smeyer for this wonderful creation, I don't know how I ever got by without the use of this wondrous word on a regular basis. If I tell you that you're ~*dazzling*~, then you're plain fucking awesome.
I know, right? Mean Girls is probably the most easily quotable movie I've ever seen. Funnily enough, whenever I say this in real life, people think I'm just as stuck up as Regina George.
....ruins lives/...is life ruining shit: Either a person or an inanimate object causes or has caused me a great deal of inconvenience and emotional scarring. I re-watched Mean Girls the other day and noticed that Janis Ian says something similar to this about Regina George, although as I previously hadn't seen Mean Girls for two years prior, I'm certain I didn't pick it up from there.
Ew: Most of my sentences start with 'ew', and I picked this up a few years ago from a friend I no longer speak to (although that's an entirely different story). The majority of the time, this 'ew' is not actually used to express my disgust at anything, and in real life probably signifies an 'oi' type of statement, where I'm trying to capture somebody's attention and let them know that they should pay attention to the useless drivel about to flow from my mouth. ;]
Ew I was so disturbed: I don't think this really needs an explanation, as it's generally just an exclamation of my confusion or disgust at something/someone.
Badass: Fucking awesome. Much like ~*dazzling*~, although if I use it, it means that I'm probably in awe, as opposed to crying topaz coloured tears of sparkly joy.
Crying topaz coloured tears of sparkly joy: Partly lifted from Twilight, partly lifted from the lulz that result from the LJ community, Twatlight. You must have done something really amazing to get this kind of response for me, unless of course this is accompanied by heavy sarcasm.
Any reference to a vagina or a p33n: As soon as I hit the 10th grade, I underwent a massive change in my personality that I still cannot explain to this day, where I suddenly found large amounts of humour in human genitalia. I don't entirely know how it's possible, but I can liken almost any statement to male or female genitalia, and my studying Freud in the twelfth grade only amplified this.
Harro: Whilst frolicking around this website I learned that 'harro' can also mean 'death in Greek, although when I utilise it, it certainly has no death connotations at all. I studied Japanese for 6 years before graduation high school, and native speakers often have trouble with English as Japanese has no 'l' sound. As a result, they replace it with 'r' in english, which turns 'hello' into 'herro' or 'harro'. I thought it was adorable, so I adopted it years ago. =D
What the hale? Lifted from Twilight, 'hale' has now replaced 'hell' in my vocabulary. I say it both in real life and on the interwebz, and I get much amusement from how southern it makes me sound in real life. ILU JASPER.
Oh yeah? Generally when I use this, it's a cue to elaborate on something you've said. Unless of course it's heavily laden with sarcasm, or a >_> emoticon, in which case Im probably mocking something you've said, or I didn't agree with it but can't be arsed to start an argument over it either. Frolic/toddle: These words probably stimulate a mental image in which I'm happily skipping/dancing/wandering around an area, although in actuality I was probably running, walking, dawdling, stomping, or marching. I DO NOT SKIP.
What the shit? Something baffled me beyond belief, and I am completely unable to explain it. A @_@ emoticon usually follows, or a mildly disturbed look if you're unlucky enough to encounter me in real life.
OLOLOLOL: I was laughing so hard that I couldn't be arsed to type coherently and use chatspeak correctly. You must have really ~*dazzled*~ me.
Slapper: A typical Aussie saying, it generally means that somebody is a slut. But because I'm entirely spastic, my use of the word generally has no slut connotations. I simply use the word in reference to a girl that did something I disliked, or perhaps a guy that made some colossal douchebag move. Eg: Friend: 'my boss made me work late', Me: 'What a fucking slapper'.
Munted: Used to describe something spastic, retarded, nonsensical, or just plain idiotic. My Management tutor is munted because she's an obnoxious anal bitch that needs to spend less time tormenting us if she wants us to remotely contribute to any class discussion.
Raad: Something or someone was so awesome that I added an extra 'a' for effect.
Displeasing: People mock me in real life when I use this term, but I just fucking love this word. It needs no explanation really.
I jizzed/creamed/came/wet my panties: Something that was probably live music related caused my vagina to explode in a shower of sparkly fluid. I began using this frequently when I started blogging my concert exploits on MySpace, although it's pretty much extended into my descriptions of everyday occurrences. Especially if they're RPattz related. Mmmm....RPattz.
Hmm I'd come up with more phrases to pass the time if I didn't need to urinate so badly, so this completes today's lesson of Jerry Language 101. Not that I intend to do any more of these pointless journals, but whatevs. ;] I'm sure none of my mannerisms or language are things that nobody hasn't heard anytime before, and frankly I don't think I'm entirely original or anything, but the way in which I pair these plagiarised statements is unique to only me. Now I must STFU and GTFO before my bladder explodes. >_>
- Toodles, Jerry ]]>Buzznetvaginaldischarge2008-05-31T22:18:00Zhttp://buzznet-25.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/3/9/6/6/5/2/1/thumb-3966521.jpghttp://buzznet-90.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/3/9/6/6/5/2/1/synd-3966521.jpghttp://buzznet-21.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/3/9/6/6/5/2/1/mob-3966521.jpghttp://buzznet-03.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/3/9/6/6/5/2/1/gallery-3966521.jpghttp://buzznet-09.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/3/9/6/6/5/2/1/large-3966521.jpghttp://buzznet-01.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/3/9/6/6/5/2/1/feat-3966521.jpghttp://buzznet-96.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/3/9/6/6/5/2/1/orig-3966521.jpg290<![CDATA[Irrational Thoughts At Midday.]]>
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I'm just going to randomly write down my thoughts on an array of various subjects, because: a) I can't be arsed to focus enough to write a rant about one subject - ie: things that shit me about.... b) My mind is in 50,000 places right now. So bare with me, it might not all be bitchy rants, and it probably won't make a lot of sense to anybody but me. It may go from extremely serious emotional stuff to genitalia references, but that's just the way my mind works.
- The responses to posts about Pete Wentz continue to baffle me. Exactly what proof does somebody have to insinuate that Ashlee Simpson would ever be a bad mother, or that she should have aborted the child? She may never be taken too seriously as a performer, and occasionally I let out sighs over her and Pete's collective douchebaggery, but by no stretch of the imagination does that guarantee that she would cause harm to their child. If it's because somebody simply cannot imagine Ashlee Simpson as a maternal person, then that's completely fucking wrong and irrelevant too. I for one could never have envisaged Nicole Richie settling down, instead entertaining the possibility that she'd OD from drugs at one point, but the child seems to have really turned her life around. Unless you've got solid proof that Ashlee Simpson plans to neglect her child or harm it in the future, STFU.
- I feel so fucking irrelevant on this site sometimes. Bare with me as I have a total whinge, as in the scope of things I'm unintentionally made to feel irrelevant on this website sometimes. In no way do I want to leave, and I'm not having a bitch at Mark or Bree either, but I've basically ceased visiting the buzznet main page as I have no interest in any of the news featured there. I do not like Forever The Sickest Kids, The Maine, and I have no interest whatsoever in My Chemical Romance. I like that Coheed, Avenged Sevenfold and Bullet get the occasional mention, and this new metal blog has definitely sparked my interest, but sometimes I can't help but feel left out - should I be into those bands? Does everybody else like them and I simply dont? =S
- These mass adders might just cause me to have a brain explosion soon. I don't care if they're supposedly nice or anything, but I've blocked KayVonZand and JuztinXcore to save myself from having several aneurysms. I have no interest in your posts with provocative titles, I will not comment or buzz your posts, I will not listen to your music, I will not comment on that last-season haircut, and I most certainly will not jizz over you like every other teeny. I don't exist purely to raise your friend count, or to serve as some form of self-gratification where you get off over your buzzcount, so GTFO.
- I fangirl over the weirdest fucking people. I totally have a thing for hot old men. But not conventionally attractive hot old men, or even remotely mainstream hot old men. And it's not entirely because they're hot either, because frankly I also fangirl over some rather unattractive people that I appreciate solely for their body of work. I fangirl over people like Kevin Durand, Seth Macfarlane, Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, Jeff Anderson, Malcolm McDowell, Henry Rollins, Corey Taylor, Wayne Static, Quentin Tarantino, Henry Ian Cusick, Trent Reznor and countless others. You will never see me fangirling over anybody on the Fueled by Ramen label, and I have never shown an interest in any member from Panic At The Disco or Paramore. I don't mind if you do, hell I might even encourage you, but this is just my warped taste. =D
- Twilight has consumed my life. I don't know how I ever survived before being exposed to this fandom/anti-fandom, but I'm beginning to think that I must have led a very boring existence. I now constantly make references to the ~*dazzle*~, I can no longer look at bacon without laughing, RPattz seems to be the answer to everything, and generally Smeyer has unintentionally completed me.
- I am seriously behind on my uni work, and the next few weeks are going to be extremely stressful as I attempt to catch up on 10 weeks worth of work. So yeah, don't blame me if I dont update regularly, cramming the contents of 4 textbooks into my reluctant brain will be a very long and arduous task. No doubt I will end up spending hours prowling buzznet instead of studying, but I'm going to attempt to study as much as possible from tomorrow onward.
- How fucking hard is it to complete and hand in an assignment? @_@ I nearly had an aneurysm today as I attempted to finish and submit my quantitative analysis. I woke up early to print out my assignment, and hopefully scab a ride with my mother down to my university to hand it in. Of course nothing went to plan, and I nearly goddamn exploded into a shower of topaz coloured sparkles. Problems I had:
My old computer is notoriously fucking slow, and I spent the best part of an hour waiting for shit to load, and editing the document on an obsolete system
My printer had aneurysms, so I had to restart the computer and printer
After printing out my assignment, I realised I'd made an error in reference to a graph, so I had to edit the document again, and then reprint it
I had to draw several things into the report (lines and diagrams), and that took 3 years
Filling out the Assignment Handling Cover Sheet is exceedingly spastic
I nearly forgot to attach my reference list, which could have lost me a tonne of marks
They're remodelling the library, so I couldn't find the Assignment Handling Service and subsequently spent a fair while trying to figure out where it was
When I was waiting to get my assignment submission receipt stamped, a girl in front of me found it to be an appropriate time to have seizures over her print credit balance and take 3 years to get the problem fixed -.-
Luckily I got it all handed in, although I dont doubt that there will be some other hideous problem with the assignment. Either I get a shiteous result, or the university somehow manages to lose it.
- My mind is in such a bad place at the moment. I've cooled off the past few days, but I was seriously worried for my mental wellbeing a few days ago. Nobody will ever know the true extent of it, but I've had some terrible thoughts lately. Violent thoughts. I contemplate seeing a doctor or some kind of psychologist/therapist, but by the time I'm done seriously thinking about it, the bad shit passes. I'm not about to kill myself or anybody else, but I am avoiding major social outings for the meanwhile because I'll probably fucking snap or something.
- I FOUND MY MEAN GIRLS DVD =O I tell everybody that there's some sort of black hole in my house, because shit tends to go missing and either never resurfaces, or resurfaces a few years later. I found my Mean Girls dvd yesterday, and I think I lost it in 2005 or 2006. I fully intend to watch it constantly to make up for lost time.
- There are no decent tours going on in Australia right now. I don't know if it's simply my individual taste, but it seems as if there are hardly any tours going in at the moment, much less any decent ones. Lacuna Coil had announced a tour, and although it was 18+ they cancelled. Drowning Pool & Puddle of Mudd were touring, although that show too was 18+ and has since been postponed. Underoath and Escape The Fate have announced tours, but I harbour extreme dislike for these bands. And I'm also not particularly willing to shell out $80 to see Children of Bodom as I'm not particularly into them any more. There's a possibility of me going to see TAI/Cobra/Panic, although my interest in these bands is seriously waning (my love for Panic died ages ago), so that's doubtful. - UGH I WANT TO BE 18. I turn 18 in mid-July, and although it's so close, it just seems as if it's taunting me. I cannot wait for the privileges that come with turning 18, and although Im looking forward to going on pub crawls and buying alcohol legally, I'm mostly excited for tattoos and the ability to go to 18+ gigs. Many a time have I cyber-screamed at any unsuspecting person online about a tour that was 18+, and it'll be amazing to finally have access to these shows. I have a close friend that shares the same birthday as I, so I'm contemplating dragging her ass to a Strung Out/No Use For a Name show. BUT OMG TATTOOS.
- Periods are such a bitch. I'm sorry guys, but the potential pain that comes between your legs is nothing in comparison to the guaranteed regular pain we women go through. There's nothing like being made to feel as if you're being knifed open once a month, wincing in pain as your uterus muscles contract to shed their lining. As amusing as I find periods, the pain is absolutely horrible, and I don't know how we tolerate it. Admittedly others get much worse period pain, but I now know why I opt to skip my period every other month. I can't even begin to imagine the pain associated with childbirth and pregnancy.
- Ugh I keep having dreams about getting fired. I know I'm just being paranoid, and people at work thing I'm a bit spastic for worrying, but I just can't help but worry about keeping my job. I'm not a terrible employee or anything, and I certainly do more than some of the people on the Apparel team, but it's just my instinct to be irrational and constantly worry.
- I fucking hate people. Especially customers. I had to deal with a pregnant woman the other week at work, and I did my best to help her although she told another Apparel team member that I was rude. This put me in a fucking bad mood, until I realised what a cunt this customer was. She repeatedly yelled at this other Apparel team member, also yelling at another one that came to help, and the poor girl on the register. Then she took the opportunity to yell at her husband and degrade him. In comparison to how horrible this woman was, I know that I was a fucking ray of sunshine, and I hope she gets hit by a bus. I fear for her child. Being pregnant is no excuse to treat anybody that way, and I hope this bitch gets what's coming to her.
I think I could go on forever, but for the sake of anybody who bothers to read this, I won't. I think this was just an excuse to have a major whinge, and sorry if it sounds like I'm a total douchenozzle. But I just had to get some of this out, and it did sound extremely emotional and irrational in parts. Knowing me, part 2 will come sooner than anticipated. But as long as it prevents me from exploding into a shower of topaz coloured sparkles, I don't give a shit.
-- Toodles, Jerry ]]>Buzznetvaginaldischarge2008-05-29T18:24:00Zhttp://buzznet-25.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/3/9/3/7/7/7/1/thumb-3937771.jpghttp://buzznet-71.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/3/9/3/7/7/7/1/synd-3937771.jpghttp://buzznet-26.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/3/9/3/7/7/7/1/mob-3937771.jpghttp://buzznet-78.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/3/9/3/7/7/7/1/gallery-3937771.jpghttp://buzznet-84.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/3/9/3/7/7/7/1/large-3937771.jpghttp://buzznet-11.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/3/9/3/7/7/7/1/feat-3937771.jpghttp://buzznet-83.vo.llnwd.net/assets/imgx/3/9/3/7/7/7/1/orig-3937771.jpg170<![CDATA[Eclipse Bitchfest: The End]]>
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Hello there my little ~*dazzlers*~, it is with deep regret that I announce that this is the last official chapter by chapter breakdown and rant for Eclipse, as there are only four chapters left. If anybody cares, sorry that it's been so long between updates - I've been uber busy with work, uni, and gushing torrents of blood from my vagina. My sparkly little heart is officially breaking about the end of this series, and also because I've recently found out that Edward Cullen will never visit me in all his granite p33ned fictional glory, as period blood apparently doesn't appeal to vampires. *Le sigh* regardless, let the last of my sparkle filled rants (for now) begin...
Chapter 25:
Summary: Edward's just decapitated the vicious rangah vampire, Victoria, and proceeds to dismember her body, with little werewolf Seth retrieving and burning the rockhard bits of vampire body strewn around the clearing. Bella, Edward and Seth then travel to the clearing where the bigger battle had previously occurred, where Bella learns that Jacob was hurt during the battle. Turns out Carlisle attended to him, and then our attention shifts to a newborn vampire that the Cullens had forced to surrender, and the Volturi promptly show up. Bella's mind is still unresponsive to the mental attacks that the Volturi's Jane tries to thrust upon her, and after much pointless banter, the Volturi dismember and burn the surrendered newborn vampire girl.
Rant: - God it shits me when Smeyer leaves out the gory details. I'm so fucking glad that these books are being turned into movies, and not only because it's reason for some serious RPattz ogling, but because they're entirely deprived of any action. Obviously this is due to the books being written from Bella's perspective, but it'd be much more appropriate if Smeyer included the action and battle scenes from another vampire's perspective. Or y'know, stuck Bella in a large metal box with a miniscule window during the battle scenes. I'm sick to death of these obnoxiously boring action scenes, which are really just summaries from another character.
- OLOLOL @ the vampire body parts resembling rocks. I find the stone cold nature of vampires to be entirely hilarious, especially the concept of dismembered body parts resembling chunks of granite strewn around the clearing. Although it's also a bit sickening to be honest, and makes me continue to contemplate how Bella could fall in love with, and desire affection and intimacy from a reanimated corpse. If I wanted p33n as bad as she does, I'd want warm p33n. ~*Dazzle*~ jizz is optional.
- Lulz, how typical that Jacob would get hurt. Bella took far too long to figure this out as usual, and frankly I saw it coming a few chapters back. Smeyer really needs to give us (or just me) more credit, because a) we're fucking ~*dazzling*~, and b) she's far too predictable for my liking. It is strange though that she could create such a bleedingly obvious and predictable book that keeps me reading though.
- Ugh how exactly is Bella's mind that special from anybody else? Bella is unaffected by the illusion of torture that Jane places in peoples' minds, and her mind is also impervious to Edward's thought-reading attempts. Considering the bland and mediocre nature of this failcake, I am at a loss to explain how her mind is that special that it refuses any mental vampire attacks thrown her way. Apparently Smeyer puts it down to Bella having an extremely private mind, although I'm inclined to believe that there's nothing going on up there to warrant a mental attack or mind-reading. Can't read thoughts when there aren't any to be had, and you certainly cant mentally inflict agony on someone when they seem to be devoid of a brain. >_>
Chapter 26:
Summary: Bella returns from the Cullen house, under the pretence that she was having a sleepover with Alice, and promptly travels down to La Push to see Jacob. One arm and one leg are in casts as he decimated his right (or was it left?) side in the vampire battle in an attempt to protect Leah Clearwater. Bella and Jacob talk about what could happen between them, and ultimately decide that Edward and Bella will be together, though Jacob won't stop trying.
Rant: - Ugh Bella, you're a douche. I'm still unable to fathom how she was able to attract two guys like this, let alone two guys who are under the misconception that they actually love her. And Bella isn't doing anything to make the situation better, as she continues to tell Jacob that she loves him, and continues to envisage a future together. Gahh stop leading the poor boy on and let him imprint already, all this love talk and incessant whinging is only worsening my period pains. D=
- Jacob, give up. Seriously, if I had the ability to find my soulmate in such an absolute way, I wouldn't bother with dating, and I wouldnt bother with anybody else until I imprinted. Of course, this could lead me to live a very long and unfulfilled life, but at least it would be sufficiently drama free in the romance stakes. I wouldn't have to deal with some bullshit love triangle between 2 supernatural characters and a douchenozzle, and I wouldn't have to worry about imprinting when I already had a significant other. Just go imprint on a small child or something and stop subjecting me (and your fictional self) to this bullshit.
Chapter 27:
Summary: Bella arrives home sobbing from Jacob's house, and reluctantly tells Charlie about how her and Jacob cannot be friends anymore. Edward is waiting for Bella upstairs, and they proceed to blubber on about whether or not Bella chose the right guy, and make some Wuthering Heights references that are lost on me. The s
Why you so fierce, bb? 
